okay, we know, you fucked the professor. we GET IT. Stop fondling the globe.

awwww kiddo, congrats!

JC Leyendecker never met a child in his life

Norman Rockwell, on the other hand, definitely did.

football players or greek sculpture? the only difference is amount of clothing.

less sculptural, more pre-adolescent.

you just keep stroking that golf club, posh boy.

take it down like four notches, buddy.

this is how I read everything. leaning on the mantle in my dressing gown and tie.

'the law student' who is really REALLY into Abe Lincoln.