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About Me My Tawdry Wares
HEY THERE~ My name is Simone! I'm a nerd, gamer, Kpop fan, and total slacker. I like to post things that I want around, on, or inside me. Hopefully you also enjoy those things.
About Me My Tawdry Wares
HEY THERE~ My name is Simone! I'm a nerd, gamer, Kpop fan, and total slacker. I like to post things that I want around, on, or inside me. Hopefully you also enjoy those things.
So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.
(Source: bulletbakas, via boogiemongster)
4 months ago
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Hold yo’ ground, hold yo’ ground. Y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Sonz of Gondor, of Rohan, mah bruthas. I peep up in yo’ eyes tha same stupid-ass fear dat would take tha heart of mah dirty ass fo’ realz. A dizzle may come when tha courage of pimps fails, when our crazy-ass asses forsake our playaz n’ break all bondz of fellowshizzle yo, but it aint dis dizzle fo’ realz. An hour of wolves n’ shattered shields, when tha age of pimps comes crashin down yo, but it aint dis day. This dizzle our crazy-ass asses fight, muthafucka! For all dat yo ass hold dear on dis phat Earth, I bid yo ass stand, Men of tha Westside!
all i’m saying is that gizoogle’s version of aragorn’s speech is pretty great (via sylphofsugarplums)
(Source: lady-tyrell, via donghaeism)
5 months ago
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What if Aladdin always looked like that
What if
Well that showed me a whole new world right there.
5 months ago
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