So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.
(Source: bulletbakas, via boogiemongster)
4 months ago
Hold yo’ ground, hold yo’ ground. Y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Sonz of Gondor, of Rohan, mah bruthas. I peep up in yo’ eyes tha same stupid-ass fear dat would take tha heart of mah dirty ass fo’ realz. A dizzle may come when tha courage of pimps fails, when our crazy-ass asses forsake our playaz n’ break all bondz of fellowshizzle yo, but it aint dis dizzle fo’ realz. An hour of wolves n’ shattered shields, when tha age of pimps comes crashin down yo, but it aint dis day. This dizzle our crazy-ass asses fight, muthafucka! For all dat yo ass hold dear on dis phat Earth, I bid yo ass stand, Men of tha Westside!