15 2 / 2012
WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER
IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS
IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE
IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON
IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS
WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME THINK OF DOOMQUASAR.
THIS FLOWER WOULD WEAR LEOPARD PRINT AND WE ALL KNOW IT.
I AM REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE NOW IT IS MY SPIRIT FLOWER AND I WILL PLANT A GARDEN OF AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD IRISES AND MUTATE THEM UNTIL THEY ARE LEOPARD-PRINT AND THEN I WILL CRY FOREVER AT THE BEAUTY OF NATURE.
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